I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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