I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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