Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
