let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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