After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
