Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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