I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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