I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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