glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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