I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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