Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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