I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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