You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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