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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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