im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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