how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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