Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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