I don't think brook has ever known best
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
And then he peed in my hair
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