I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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