i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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