I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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