You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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