I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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