Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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