I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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