You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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