'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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