I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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