i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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