Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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