I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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