Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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