when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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