I hate your face
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Randomize
