i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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