areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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