i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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