I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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