Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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