new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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