i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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