Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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