DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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