In the future we'll all be gay
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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