What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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