Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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