I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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