well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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