I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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