Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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