Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
there is glitter all over my balls
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
