I love black thongs
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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