Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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